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Fucking cunt thinks she so fucking perfect because she has a fat fucking stomach. Well so fucking what if some of us have a few rolls, so fucking what if our thighs fucking touch. If I want to wear a fucking crop top I will. But I won’t. You know why? Fucking judgemental buttfucks like this bitch.

The fact there are so many fucking twats like her out there pisses me off so much. Okay so she wrote a ‘funny’ little rhyme. IT’S NOT FUNNY YOU FUCKING COCKS! It’s actually fucking offensive to THOUSANDS of fucking people! Nob jockeys like all those who fucking retweeted dont give a tiny rats fucking arse about offending people with a bit of a ‘flop flop’ tummy because they’re not perfect enough to be considered a fucking person with fucking feelings.

I bet a bunch of people probably think the person writing this is some large and lonely girl. Well no, actually. I’m rather skinny. I have some podgyness about me, I have a few rolls, my stomach isnt flat. I still give a damn about another persons feelings. People like that bitch up there make me physically fucking sick. One day you’re not going to have those looks and you’ll end up with nothing.

Posting this again from a friend of mine.

bruisedbatteredandbloodied:

Fucking cunt thinks she so fucking perfect because she has a fat fucking stomach. Well so fucking what if some of us have a few rolls, so fucking what if our thighs fucking touch. If I want to wear a fucking crop top I will. But I won’t. You know why? Fucking judgemental buttfucks like this bitch.

The fact there are so many fucking twats like her out there pisses me off so much. Okay so she wrote a ‘funny’ little rhyme. IT’S NOT FUNNY YOU FUCKING COCKS! It’s actually fucking offensive to THOUSANDS of fucking people! Nob jockeys like all those who fucking retweeted dont give a tiny rats fucking arse about offending people with a bit of a ‘flop flop’ tummy because they’re not perfect enough to be considered a fucking person with fucking feelings.

I bet a bunch of people probably think the person writing this is some large and lonely girl. Well no, actually. I’m rather skinny. I have some podgyness about me, I have a few rolls, my stomach isnt flat. I still give a damn about another persons feelings. People like that bitch up there make me physically fucking sick. One day you’re not going to have those looks and you’ll end up with nothing.

Do you mind if I rant?

I don’t know how people look upon people who rant on Tumblr but I like to rant a lot.

Unfortunately I can’t do it on Facebook or twitter  because I have IRL friends who would either mock me. Or on other terms moan at me for having an opinion. At least here on Tumblr I have a way of expressing myself without the realization of people I know judging me, I have one IRL friend on Tumblr who is the greatest person in the world, she has a personality and friendship that everyone should meet.

We get along really, really well so it is easy to talk about stuff.

But for now I am just gonna get down to my angry rant that has been bugging me for a while and I can’t tell anyone so I  have to express it this way.

What gives this society a right now to class who deserves a girlfriend or not, it seems to me that now a days you have to have a 6 pack with a swaggy hat and a personality of a drain pipe to get a nice cute girl who likes what you like.

Now I know there are some girls out there who like a man for the personality and not down to looks, but. Lets be honest who in their right mind can find one living near them at this very moment.

The thing that I dread more than anything is the fact that I know I will be living in this same shitty country for the rest of my life knowing that the nicer girls are out there because I have spoken to them, either through Tumblr or through Skype, Kik, facebook, etc.

and the reason I will be living in this country for the rest of my life is because I know I will never be able to move, I just won’t have the money for it.

I started having this thought process to myself when I stupidly got drunk at a friends party there was a girl there who was really sweet, shy, and kind. I know for a fact we kissed and got a long only problem is she doesn’t remember it and I do. I just know I won’t be able to tell her how I really like her because although she seems the type of girl because she is kind she never seemed interested in me and seemed more interested in the 6 pack flaying show off wanker jumping in the pool half fucked out of his mind.

Call me dumb for being paranoid about not finding someone because I know people will always says “there are plenty more fish in the sea” 
GET FUCKED! I don’t want the plenty more fish in the sea that I know I will never get along with I want the select few fish in the pond I can guarantee myself no matter what happens I will love her to the end.

There is a certain person I follow on Tumblr and I believe she follows me back, I mean damn she is a 10/10 on all Richter scales of being my future wife. But I just don’t know who she likes is it boys with 6 packs or boys with personality or maybe both.

And to anyone who says to me “why don’t you just get fit because then your so called personality will work with it”

Excuse me. Getting fit is something I try to do all the time, I just have that social insult of “haha look at that slighty overweight kid trying to exercise what a loser for trying to make himself feel better” then I just sit down think about my life and begin eating ice cream while watching, anime / or youtubers.

If the girl I mention in this paragraph is reading this I think you’re awesome and no matter what anyone says you will always be flawless in my books.

But anyway back to where I was, I am a 16 year old British kid with south African origins heading into his first day of College pretty soon (if all goes well with my results) I am 6ft 1” and love video games, T.V series,
Anime, and making girls happy.
I had a rough childhood growing up in east London where I never really learnt much in my first few years of primary school. My parents then decided to move down to the country side of Norfolk where I finished my last 2 years of primary school. In those 2 years I learnt quite a lot. And had made some awesome friends, I was an awful kid who use to bully someone and I regret every moment when I grew up. I apologized to him multiple times after I realized how big of a cunt I was. That is when I changed my ways (or atleast tried to)

Basically to some everything up through high school I made some awesome friends along the way and some asshole enemies who to this day despise me and I despise them.

Before I turn this rant into an autobiography I need to know one thing. What do girls seriously look for in a man?

In all honesty no bullshit. 
What would you want them to have, what traits would suit you for a great relationship.
Or one night stand of happiness if you’re into that.

Because ever since that party I have worried about my looks my class (what I wear and shit) And the ultimate question will I ever get laid or will I die a virgin with no one to love.

lol rant over.

P.S : That felt good.

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